{"product_id":"custom-microfiber-hooded-towel","title":"Microfiber Hooded Towel","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003eLet’s be dead set: the \"car park towel dance\" is a stitch-up. We’ve all seen it—some poor bugger trying to shimmy out of a steamer while a rogue gust of wind turns their Kmart towel into a cape, giving the local Nannas a front-row seat to the full monty. The \u003cstrong\u003eMicrofiber Hooded Towel\u003c\/strong\u003e is the professional-grade kit for legends who’d rather spend their energy on the swell than on public indecency charges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003eThis isn't some thin, soggy rag your mum gave you in year seven. It’s a high-spec, mobile fortress of privacy. Whether you’re peeling off a 4\/3mm in a freezing Vicco winter or drying off after a sunrise dip in the West, this poncho is your personal locker room on wheels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,0,0\"\u003eAnti-Flashing Privacy Shield\u003c\/b\u003e — a massive 110cm of \"none of your business.\" It's wide enough to move your arms inside without looking like you’re wrestling a shark, keeping your dignity (and your bits) firmly under wraps\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTurbo-Suck Microfiber Tech\u003c\/strong\u003e — forged from high-density fibers that drink water faster than a thirsty tradie at 4:00 PM on a Friday. It sucks the moisture off your skin instantly and dries out on the dash before you’ve even hit the Maccas drive-thru.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,2,0\"\u003eThe \"Southerly Buster\" Hood\u003c\/b\u003e — a 13-inch deep-cut hood to dry your mop and shield your noggin from the biting wind or the brutal midday sun. Essential for avoiding that \"frozen ear\" vibe after a winter session.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,3,0\"\u003eUte-Friendly Chassis\u003c\/b\u003e — unlike those massive cotton robes that take up more room than a spare tyre, this microfiber beast folds down smaller than a bag of snag rolls. Toss it in the backpack, the boot, or the board bag and you’re gold.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb data-index-in-node=\"0\" data-path-to-node=\"7,4,0\"\u003eUniversal \"Big Unit\" Fit\u003c\/b\u003e — a generous 82cm x 110cm architectural cut designed to fit everyone from lanky grommets to fully-grown units. It’s got more room than a beachfront mansion in Byron.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e7 Ripped Colours\u003c\/strong\u003e — whether you want to stay stealthy at the secret spot or be seen from the moon, we’ve got a shade for you: Stealth Black, Slate Gray, Deep Sea Blue, High-Vis Pink, Electric Purple, Lush Green, Rose Red\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDimensions: 110cm (H) × 82cm (W)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMaterial: Performance-Grade Microfiber (Sand-Flicker approved)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePackaging: Individual OPP \"Keep-Clean\" Bag\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCare: Chuck it in the wash. Cold water. \u003cb data-index-in-node=\"40\" data-path-to-node=\"14,3,0\"\u003eNO\u003c\/b\u003e fabric softeners (unless you want it to stop absorbing water, you legend).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Promo Punks®","offers":[{"title":"1 Colour Print","offer_id":52200687501594,"sku":"HoodedTowel","price":36.02,"currency_code":"NZD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/3376\/6426\/files\/Hooded_Towel.png?v=1778651097","url":"https:\/\/promopunks.co.nz\/products\/custom-microfiber-hooded-towel","provider":"Promo Punks®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}